1. Quarters are no longer the gold standard at the local laundromat.
2. Standing and typing makes me antsy.
3. It takes less than 30 minutes for my duvet to dry in a commercial dryer, and the spot came out even without detergent (which I forgot).
4. The coin machine at the bank eats money (I brought in $2.75 of carefully counted nickles and dimes and the machine said I had $2.55).
5. I shouldn't book things while in a vegetative state. Note to self, cancel study room for Friday, I'm already busy during that time.
6. Theses don't write themselves, no matter how hard you think about it and wish for it.
7. You can't get at a person's innermost workings through two vague questions.
8. I have the willpower to resist free popcorn while doing laundry. This will come in handy when I start doing my laundry here weekly.